There was a fairy-tale parody going all around the online market place not long ago
It began with the classic “as soon as on a time” line, and proceeded to endure an extended listing of things the man did along with his existence, following his girlfriend’s refusal of his marriage proposal. In essence, he lived “happily at any time soon after”. It’s hilarious, and it has a bit swearing in it, however it nicely sums up